Total Medals Earned: 480 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,070 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (205/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
You're the inspiration.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (100/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 14/23 (200/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Beat the game without using bombs.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 10/26 (90/500 points)
Learn 1 cover!
Collect 10 stage items!
Play a good concert at the garage!
Play a perfect song during a concert!
Do a 100 notes streak!
Collect 25 stage items!
Play a good concert at the bar!
Play 2 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a good concert at the concert hall!
Play 3 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the concert hall!
Learn 5 covers!
Play a sold-out concert at the bar!
Play a sold-out concert at the garage!
Play a good concert at the theater!
Do a 250 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the theater!
Learn 15 covers!
Collect 50 stage items!
Play a sold-out concert at the stadium!
Play a good concert at the stadium!
Do a 500 notes streak!
Learn 30 covers!
Collect 100 stage items!
Play a good concert at the park!
Play a sold-out concert at the park!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!